The Story:
The Cast
TBD
Directed by: Jeremy Woloski
Nunsense is a hilarious spoof about the misadventures of five nuns trying to manage a fundraiser. Sadly, the rest of the sisterhood died from botulism after eating vichyssoise prepared by Sister Julia Child of God. Thus, the remaining nuns – ballet-loving Sister Leo, street-wise Sister Robert Anne, befuddled Sister Mary Amnesia, the Mother Superior Sister Regina, and mistress of the novices Sister Mary Hubert – stage a talent show in order to raise the money to bury their dearly departed.
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Tickets
$20 General Admission
$17 Student/Senior*
*Student - under 18
*Senior - 60 & up
FUTURE SHOWS 2022
August 5th - 14th
Nunsense is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals.
CHARACTERS
Sister Mary Regina (Mother Superior): A feisty, Sophie Tucker/Madame Morrible/Bea Arthur-type who can't resist the spotlight. The head of the convent, she is respected greatly by the sisters. While she is strict, she has a hard time keeping the craziness of the convent at bay. She keeps her guard up in front of the nuns, but has an extroverted side. Role requires some very physical humor. The character may be played with an Irish accent. Voice part: Mezzo Belt. Dance: musical theatre singer choreography.
Sister Mary Hubert (Mistress of Novices): Hubert is in charge of novices, but fancies herself a Mother Superior and is constant competition with Mary Regina. She exudes maternal wisdom to novices, but also likes to let loose. Voice part: Mezzo Belt. Dance: musical theatre singer choreography and tap.
Sister Robert Anne: Once a child delinquent herself, this rough tough nun is a jokester and constantly challenging authority. She speaks with a thick Brooklyn accent and constantly displays her lack of refinement. Vocal part: Mostly Mezzo Belt - she has a few moments with a sweet soprano tonality. Dance: musical theatre singer choreography and tap.
Sister Mary Amnesia: As the name suggests, she has lost her memory and does not know who she is except that she is a nun. She is spacey and incoherent, often slipping into displays inappropriate for a nun. Must be able to sing in classical and country styles. Vocal part: Soprano Belt. Dance: musical theatre singer choreography and tap. Extra: puppetry and ventriloquism a plus.
Sister Mary Leo: Leo is the novice nun who has entered the convent with the firm desire to become the first nun ballerina. Still learning the way and coming to terms with her decision to give up "civilian" life, she deems herself quite the ballerina and displays her talents through much of the show. She is easily swayed to join in mischief. Vocal part: Soprano. Dance: musical theatre singer choreography, tap and pointe ballet.
The Story:
When the Little Sisters of Hoboken discover that their cook, Sister Julia, Child of God, has accidentally poisoned 52 of the sisters, they are in dire need of funds for the burials. The sisters decide that the best way to raise the money is to put on a variety show, so they take over the school auditorium, which is currently set up for the eighth grade production of “Grease.” Here we meet Reverend Mother Regina, a former circus performer; Sister Mary Hubert, the Mistress of Novices; a streetwise nun from Brooklyn named Sister Robert Anne; Sister Mary Leo, a novice who is a wannabe ballerina; and the delightfully wacky Sister Mary Amnesia, the nun who lost her memory when a crucifix fell on her head. Featuring star turns, tap and ballet dancing, an audience quiz, and comic surprises, this show has become an international phenomenon.
Directed by : Jeremy Woloski
Music Direction: Dan Murphy
Choreography: Kelley Manson
Auditions coming in May 2022
Audition Info
Audition Dates:
Sunday May 15th 6:30-9pm & Monday May 16th 6:30pm-9pm
Actors need only attend one evening. No appointments are necessary. If able, please bring a headshot, resume, sheet music and a list of possible conflicts. It is recommended to come warmed up prior to the audition. Please plan to arrive at the start time and to stay until the end.
Prepare: 1 song selection showcasing your range, in the style of the show, approximately 16 bars in length. We request no a cappella singing.
Cold readings will be provided at the audition
**Wear comfortable clothing and shoes for the dance portion of the audition
Callbacks: Wednesday May 18th 6:30pm-9pm
Production Dates August 5, 6, 7, 13 & 14, 2022
Rehearsal Schedule: Sundays 5-8pm, Monday and Wednesdays 6-9pm
First Rehearsal: Wednesday June 1, 2022
Location: Flanagan Theater, Southgate at Shrewsbury, 30 Julio Drive, Shrewsbury MA
Location is same for auditions, rehearsals & performances
*Must be vaccinated to perform in the show*
Actors of all ages, races and experience levels are encouraged to audition
Please email Jeremy Woloski for more information at: mr_roat@hotmail.com